I FREAKNIG FAIL AT LIFE

I have had alot, ALOT, of crappy days in my life. But today was by far the crappiest.

So i went to sleep at 3 am this morning, all the well knowing i had to wake up at 6. Yeah right. Well anywas i ended up waking up at 7:00. I was so pissed at Allen for not wakin me up , becaus ehe usually does, but he started yellign at me back sayign he did wake me up. SO i felt liek an ass for screaming at him, and on top of that i had 10 minutes to get ready, if i wanted to be at school on time, which is 7:30. Oh and lets not forget, the dean said if i am late one more time im goign to have to serve a detention, or closed lunch. So i got up and was scrabling to find some clothes to wear, but of course i left them all in the washer last night, and did not remember to put them in the dryer. So i ended up wearing a beater and tee, with the capris i slept in, yes i know it was discusting. So anyways im trying to hurry up, because Allen was pissed and he would leave without me if i wasnt on time.

So i go to the bathroom, AND THERE'S NO GODDAMN TOOTHPASTE. SO I SEARCHED EVERY SINGLE BATHROOM AND THERE WAS NO STUPID TOOTHPASTE ANYWHERE. So i had to use the crusty leftover that was barely in the toothpaste tube, it was great.

And as i was putting everything in my backpack, i forgot my calculator. And it just so happened i had an algerbra quiz today at school..i don't even want to talk about that. Then as i was running down the stairs i jammed my toe into the wooden post, and holy crap did it hurt. Oh lets not forget me spilling orange juice on the floor, but i guess that was ok, minni just licked it up.

And i guess anyways i got to school on time, even had a minute to spare. And once i got to first period, i realized i left my books for that class at home. F MY F*ING LIFE.

JAM OF THE DAY :
BAD DAY
-DANIEL POWTER